Chocolate Martini

Chocolate martini shakers and makers are all up in this piece!

Slurp Down A Chocolate Martini Or Six Tonight!

The blending of desserts and booze is where a chocolate martini excels

That's the bottom line here. Who wouldn't like to get hammered while enjoying one of their favorite sweets? Exactly. No one would consciously turn down such a thing. Unless there were a way to enjoy booze and sweets while having sex, there is nothing better than a chocolate martini chocolate martini. Which, I guess, you could conceivably drink while in the act, although the odd-shaped glass would make that kind of hard. One would think, at least. But that's not the point. All we are trying to say is that if there were one magical chocolate recipe that involved booze as well, people would be all over it.

Someone thought of this when they created the chocolate 'tini.
Which we are eternally grateful for. In fact, I might just have one now.
It's almost 11:15 in the morning. Gotta get my buzz on while I write.
Hair of the dog, don't you know.

There is nothing like a chocolate martini for dessert

Who doesn't love an after dinner drink? Now that can be your dessert. There is no need to worry about filling up your belly with fatty cheesecake or decadent cakes at restaurants. Now you can get your sugar fix and get faded at the same time. Just holler at the waiter to get you a chocolate 'tini. Then you have your chocolates as well as two or three shots of high end vodka. Then you can go holler at the skirts at the club 'til we break daylight. If you know what I am saying. I am saying you can keep ordering these things and then stay up late boozing and hitting on girls. Which is a pretty good setup if you can work it.

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